When Libby and my pal Buster asked me to do this gossip column I had to laugh. Ha! Me? Do a gossip column??!! My mommie (Bev) and my daddy (Jay) say that I am perfect for the job. Can't keep any secrets. So here goes. Daddy gave me my own email address so if you have any gossip worth printing please send it to me.
Now for the gossip!
Nona’s little guy told me he loves getting into the toilet tissue and loves having his mommy chase him thru the house. Sorry Nona….we Maltese love getting into the toilet tissue and stringing it thru the house. Be sure to keep the Kleenex out of his reach! That’s next.
Schmily tells me his mom brought home a new sister for him. Well…let me tell you he is very upset. Schmily wanted to be “top dog” and now he has to share not only his mom’s love but his toys! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Schmily nipped at this girl but his mommy didn’t like it. Guess you will have to share Schmily. This girl is here to stay.
Buddy, Woh Woh here. My mom is calling me lazy because I am lying around the house. Doesn’t she know it’s HOT outside? And I definitely don’t want to be eating with this weather. I guess it’s not a problem when she wants to be lazy. Hahahahahaha! Don’t worry mom. I’m ok. Just let me lie around and be lazy.
Hi Buddy..Little Good here. I just wanted to tell you that my mommie took
me to a groomer and this person shaved all of my hair off! Man! I look
like a rat and I am totally naked. This is so embarrassing. I never want
to go out in public again! I think I am scared forever! Help!
Prissy is getting very upset with her mommie trying to put her hair up in
a topknot. Come on mom.....Prissy doesn't want to look like a foo foo
girl. She wants to be a tom boy. Let her hair hang down and let her mess
it up like she wants.
Hi Buddy...Truly here. My mom got mad at me because I wet her bed.
Hahahahaha! Yeppers. I confess. Teach her to go away for a few days and
leave me. Gotcha mom!
That's it for the gossip for this month. Stay tuned. I'll be watching and listening for more. Until next month...keep your head out the window and your tail to the sky!
--Buddy
(Bianco's That's My Buddy).