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Canadian dog humour...

by Barbara

Here's your morning chuckle:
A police dog responds to an ad for work in the RCMP. "Well," says the personnel officer, "you'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute." Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute. "Also," says the officer, "you must pass a rigid physical and complete 'the' obstacle course." This perfect canine specimen finishes the obstacle course in record time."Next, you must be a graduate of one of the recognized 'canine-training' schools." The dog produces an 'Honours' certificate, and letter of accreditation, graduating as top canine throughout Canada. "There's one last requirement," the officer continues: "you must be bilingual." With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "MEOW!"


Barbara, I loved it!! Just wait til Vicki sees it! Thanks for sharing. We can all use a giggle here and there.
-cathy brown

Barbara, I cracked up! Keep um comin! Cathy, you're right! I love to laugh! I saw a cartoon clip once that had a dog at the blackboard writing the words 'Meow, Meow'. Two dogs were in front of the blackboard looking dumbfounded at one another. The one dog says to the other, "I don't think I'll ever understand this foreign language!"

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