Maltese Only News
October 2001
Just For Fun
Pet Maltese Vs Show Maltese
- Pet Maltese shed ... Show Maltese blow coat.
- Pet Maltese are in heat ... Show Maltese come into season.
- Pet Maltese trot ... Show Maltese gait or move.
- Pet Maltese stand ... Show Maltese stack.
- Pet Maltese get a bath ... Show Maltese are groomed.
- Pet Maltese beg for treats ... Show Maltese express desire for bait.
- Pet Maltese raid the garbage ... Obedience Maltese show a natural tendency for scent articles.
- Pet Maltese jump the fence ... Obedience Maltese demonstrate natural jumping ability.
- Pet Maltese poop ... Obedience Maltese toilet.
- Pet Maltese bark at other Maltese ... Obedience Maltese show excitement before showing
** FURKID DICTIONARY **
LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.
DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.
SNIFF: A social custom to use when you greet other dogs. Place your nose as close as you can to the other dog's backside and inhale deeply, repeat several times, or until your person makes you stop.
DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person want them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.
WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrapper. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your person comes home.
SOFAS: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean.
BATH: This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.
LEAN: A very good response to the command "sit !", especially if your person is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events.
BUMP: The best way to get your human's attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.
GOOSE BUMP: A maneuver to use as a last resort when the Regular Bump doesn't get the attention you require.....especially effective when combined with The Sniff. See above.
LOVE: Is a feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love you in return.
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